today at work someone tipped me a potato
in some countries that is a marriage proposal
Even the potato looks confused
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to
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the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
this happened last night and now i feel pain
if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7
I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)
you two need jesus
i dont think jesus was into threesomes
you don’t know me
nothing is more accurate.
33,363 notes, well done society
57,307 funny….. You guys are all beautiful
68,507 is too big :(
74,403 think completely wrong about their selves
92, 082 no guys stop :(
125.387 People reblogged this, but i can’t even find one ugly person
296, 615 beautiful faces, bodies, minds and souls that have been tragically currupted by society’s definition of ‘beauty’.
He loves it
I’m reblogging this again I mean
My bird got a laptop I don’t know what to tell you
When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett [Johansson] does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that. There’s so many of these little people out here doing awful things for money in the world of being famous. And little girls see that. They should have the opposite spectrum of that to look up to.
Dreamboat, check, awesome human being, check.
Goddamnit bless this post, because seriously, all of these points are valid as hell.
Stephen James by Max Abadian for William Rast Fall 2014
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan